Mommy and I posing pretty. Look at mommy's shirt, she shouldn't be wearing black, she's full of pug hair.

Mommy showing me her new pedicure. I'm not that impressed.

Mommy got me a new collar when she went to Chicago this weekend. Do I look wild or what?

Gotta clean my paws after a long walk. By the way, that's Uncle Q's feet and fashion faux pas, wearing socks with sandals. Even I know that! WOOF WOOF.

A back view of me on Mommy's lap. I always jump on laps when the tv is being watched. I don't care if I'm too big to fit on laps anymore, I just love it.  

The view is always better on someone's lap.

Lookin' out the window at the kids getting off the school bus on top of the sofa is my favorite thing to do before Mommy heads home from work.

Mommy took me for a long walk on a bike trail this evening. I had the best time. Too bad she didn't bring her camera because I was at my best behaviour.

I'm kind of pooped now and snoozing soon.

Daddy gave me a rib bone...I chewed and ate the whole thing. Daddy got in trouble from Mommy. Oh well, it was really good. Mommy said I could've choked and the rib bone would not be good inside my stomach wall.

I wasn't feeling very well after the rib bone, I threw up 3 times in the middle of the night. Mommy had to clean up, and was not very happy with Daddy. I hope it's not my fault.

Aw Mommy, no pictures while I'm sleeping! 

Ok Ok, I'm awake 

Is that KFC I see? 

Where's Mylo? 

I just gave Mommy a kiss! 

Mommy has problems. No, no silly, she's having problems with posting pictures. All that posing and nothing to show for it? How embarassing. I'm sure Mommy will get the problem fixed soon because there are a lot of pics to show you all.

Mommy received this forward recently and found it very amusing.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur" niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Dogs and cats are better than kids ..they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.

Mommy, I want to sit on your lap. I promise to be good. 

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!!

I've been a very very bad doggie. Mommy took me to a do it yourself car wash and silly her, she left the keys inside the car thinking that she'll just leave the doors unlocked because a dog like me would not lock her out. But that's exactly what I did, I got excited when the water was being sprayed so I hit the automatic locks and all four doors locked leaving Mommy outside...boo hoo. WOOF WOOF, she learned her lesson, that's for sure. She had to borrow a stranger's cell phone to call grandpa to deliver an extra set of keys.  

Grandpa gave me the hugest bone ever! Yummy! Mommy took it away from after she saw the mess I made.