Wednesday, February 28, 2007

I'm getting ready before bed.....sooo sleepy.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Meet my Mommy and Daddy! They love to goof around...sometimes I'm embarrassed to be in public with them.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

I wish spring would come soon.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

It's been a long week hasn't it? 2 more sleeps and it's Friday!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Mommy thinks this forward she got in her email was quite funny.

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear,I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.......for now!

Monday, February 19, 2007

Did you say poonchski???? Happy Fat Tuesday!!!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

I got to meet Auntie Linda's baby for the very first time today. This was a big deal for Mommy and Daddy because they want her and I get get a long. She is 3 months old and her name is Emma. I was only a bit jealous in the beginning but I was ok for the rest of her stay. When she cried, I would bark because I don't like anything high pitched but then when I barked, she would get scared and cry more. But it was ok in then end, we started to like each other. I even let her sit on me!
I hope she visits me more often! I can even teach her a few tricks!

Thursday, February 15, 2007

I had a rough night....

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

You talking to me?

Monday, February 12, 2007

Mommy says my wrinkle in the middle of my forehead looks like a martini glass.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Happy Birthday to my favourite Auntie Linda! She turns 25 today!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

I went for a walk in my booties today. I hated the boots but Mommy says they protect my paws....I still don't like them. Arf Arf!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Chewing on Maddy's bone. When I come visit him, I like to search for the bones he's hidden and chew on them. I think he doesn't like it when I do that but I'm older and I'm the boss.

Maddy patiently waiting for me to finish chewing on his bone

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

I smell WHOPPERS!!

Monday, February 05, 2007

This is my cousin Madyxx. He likes to play with me all the time but I get bored of him quickly.