I watch as Mommy pour a scoop of the dry Iams Adult kibbles into my bowl, I go to the bowl, sniff it and walk away. How dare she feeds me this everyday, day in, day out, the same ol' kibble. I deserve some gourmet dishes, broiled chicken, hot dog weiners, warmed in the microwave to perfection, peanut butter and McDonald's french fries, now that's a meal fit for a top dog. But if I look sad enough and shed a few crocidile tears, I'll get some of the gourmet foods I mentioned above. Just watch.